remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
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No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.
a concept: we are smoking on our back porch. you’re smiling. a dog sleeps at our feet. the ocean is 2 blocks away. bernie sanders is president. the bees are alright.
im going to leave this dead end town, get a boob job and walk around in fur coats chain smoking for the rest of my life
*smashes a duzza out side woolies*
woolies trolly guy: skoin on m8
me: fuck off
what language is this
Australian.
Person 1 is standing outside a Woolworths (or woolies for short) supermarket (an Australian dystopian grocery monopoly) hurriedly smoking a cigarette (or durry/duzza) when the youth generally employed by Woolworths (trolly boy/guy) to collect their shopping carts (trollies) from the car park asks person 1 “what’s going on friend” (s'koin on or s'carn on is a contraction of “what’s going on). To which person 1 who is in a hurry replies with a disgruntled “fuck off”, which I’m sure everyone understands.
thanks for translation
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”
then fuck the police
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”
then fuck the police
The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s.
#ThisGeneration
Smoking has also dropped by 50%
#ThisGeneration
The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline.
#ThisGeneration
The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962.
#This Generation
Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years.
#ThisGeneration
The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols.
#ThisGeneration
The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s.
#ThisGeneration
But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society.
#LastGeneration
It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not.
What battle line nobody likes candy corn
fuck you candy corn is delicious
and so the lines are drawn
Being suicidal doesn’t necessarily mean you’re holding a gun to your head.
Sometimes, it means smoking a cigarette in the hopes that you’ll get cancer and die. Or jaywalking across the street without looking, because you don’t care if you get hit by a car. Sometimes it means having sex with a stranger, hoping you’ll get an STD and die. Or not sleeping and not eating in the hopes that the exhaustion will kill you. Or even not washing your hands in the hopes that you’ll get sick and die. Sometimes it means being cruel to the people you love or ignoring them, because if they leave you’ll have less reason to go on living. Or not setting your alarm for work, so you’ll get fired and have less of a purpose. Sometimes it means partying hard in the hopes that your liver will fail and you’ll die. Or putting yourself in dangerous and potentially painful situations, so maybe it’ll be the last straw. Being suicidal doesn’t necessarily mean trying to die. A lot of times, it means not putting any effort into living.
“ A lot of times, it means not putting any effort into living.”
good god there right there fucking up the feels
i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk
i cant hear you over how much i hate my town
teenytigress
